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You know what's twisted? Those earphones in your pocket. You put them in there for two seconds, and suddenly they're tangled up like they've been practicing for a macramé competition.
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The way USB cables never seem to plug in right on the first try is proof that technology has a twisted sense of humor. It's like a constant dance where the port and the plug can't agree on the steps.
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Whoever invented Slinkies must have had a thing for untangling things. "Here's a toy that entertains for seconds and takes hours to sort out." Thanks, but no thanks.
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My hair after waking up in the morning is like a Jackson Pollock painting—random, chaotic, and utterly twisted. I've given up on the idea of a perfect bedhead; I just embrace the abstract art.
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Have you seen how a garden hose tangles up? It's like it's on a mission to impersonate a DNA helix. I just wanted to water the plants, not solve a genetic puzzle!
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You ever watch someone untangle a necklace? It's a real-life game of Operation—trying not to lose your patience while delicately maneuvering to separate the chain without setting off any alarms.
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You ever try to fold a fitted sheet? That thing is more twisted than a soap opera plot. I've given up; now I just scrunch it into a ball and hope for the best.
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I've come to the conclusion that my shoelaces are in cahoots with each other. No matter how carefully I tie them, ten steps later, it's a full-on tangled conspiracy down there.
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It's fascinating how the spaghetti in the pot manages to get so twisted. I mean, I toss it in carefully, and within minutes, it's a culinary interpretation of a Gordian knot.
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