8+ Best One Liners Jokes For twisted

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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

I'm addicted to brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats.

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