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Why did the smartphone break up with the text-to-speech app? It needed some space – storage space!
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I asked my computer to tell me a joke, and it replied, 'I'm sorry, I can't do that.' Apparently, it had a 'no pun in ten did' policy!
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Why did the stand-up comedian switch to text-to-speech? His jokes were so bad, even crickets weren't chirping!
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Why did the computer enroll in a speech class? It wanted to upgrade from text-to-speech to eloquent monologues!
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What's a text-to-speech's favorite type of music? Anything with good 'byte'!
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Why did the robot refuse to use text-to-speech? It said it preferred 'auto-tune' for a more melodic experience!
Siri vs. My Social Life
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I've been using TTS a lot lately. I even asked Siri to read me my messages. Now, my friends think I'm too lazy to text back. It's not laziness; I just wanted to give my thumbs a vacation! Siri's like my social secretary - she takes the messages, and I take the naps.
Breaking Up with Alexa
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I broke up with my virtual assistant. She took it well; I mean, she didn't really have a choice. But now, every time I ask for directions, she passive-aggressively tells me to find my own way. I miss the days when my GPS just quietly rerouted without judgment!
AutoCorrect, More Like AutoIncorrect
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Have you ever noticed how TTS has this cousin called AutoCorrect? I sent a message that said, I love you, darling, and it got changed to I love you, dating. Thanks, AutoCorrect, for turning my heartfelt confession into a Tinder bio!
GPS: Guidance or Prank System?
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So, I was using TTS with my GPS the other day. It said, Turn right now. I turned into a grocery store parking lot. Thanks, GPS, I guess the scenic route involves picking up some milk and eggs!
TTS: The Silent Killer of Secrets
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TTS has this unique talent for revealing your secrets at the most inconvenient times. I was in a meeting, and suddenly Siri decided to announce, Reminder: Buy more toilet paper. Thanks, Siri, for turning my conference call into a public service announcement!
The Robot Struggle
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I tried writing a love letter using TTS. It started with Roses are red, violets are blue. But by the time the robot finished reading it, it became, Roses are red, violets are blue, error 404: romantic feelings not found.
Text-to-Sleep
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You know, I recently discovered something called TTS - Text-to-Speech. It's incredible. I tried it last night to help me fall asleep. I typed, Once upon a time, and let me tell you, that robotic voice knocked me out faster than a boring bedtime story!
Group Chat Confessions
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Group chats with TTS are like live comedy shows. I once sent a secret message, and Siri read it out loud. Now, my friends know more about my personal life than my therapist. Thanks, Siri, for turning my texts into a dramatic monologue!
My Phone, The Comedian
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My phone has become quite the comedian with TTS. It reads my jokes aloud, and I get a laugh track for free. Now, if only it could explain my jokes to my parents. No, Mom, it's not a 'dad joke'; it's a sophisticated TTS-induced humor!
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