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I love how text-to-speech doesn't understand slang or colloquialisms. It's like having a robot friend who's perpetually confused. "I'm gonna hit you up later, fam. robotic confusion Does not compute. Please use standard English.
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You ever notice how text-to-speech mispronounces names? It's like having a virtual friend who's never been to a family reunion. "Happy birthday, Jaxon. confused tone Is that with an 'X' or a 'Z'? I need clarification.
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Text-to-speech is the only technology that can make even the most exciting news sound like a eulogy. "Guess what? You've won a million dollars! robotic monotone Please claim your prize within the next 30 days.
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Text-to-speech is like that friend who always volunteers to read out loud in class, but halfway through, they realize they have no idea what the paragraph is about. "And then, um, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell... or something.
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I tried using text-to-speech to wake me up in the morning, but it just made me feel like I was living in a futuristic dystopian alarm clock society. "Good morning, human. ominous music playing It is time to face the day.
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You ever notice how text-to-speech has this weird pause between every sentence? It's like the robot is taking dramatic pauses to build suspense. "I have a secret... robotic silence I am a machine.
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Text-to-speech is like the GPS voice of our lives. It confidently tells you where to go, but deep down, you know it's secretly judging every wrong turn you make. "In 500 feet, turn left. judgmental tone You missed the turn. Recalculating.
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Have you ever used text-to-speech to transcribe a voicemail? It's like hiring a robot interpreter with a terrible sense of humor. "Hi, I left you a message about dinner plans. By the way, why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I'm just a machine.
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Text-to-speech is the only technology that can make grocery lists sound like a top-secret mission. "Eggs, milk, bread. mission impossible music Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to buy groceries and avoid impulse purchases.
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