5 Tts Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 22 2024

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The Office Worker

Using "tts" in a quiet office environment
I'm convinced my computer is a drama queen. It reads my emails like it's delivering Shakespearean soliloquies. "To reply or not to reply, that is the question." Just hit send already; I don't need a theatrical production in the middle of the office.

The Romantic

Attempting to be romantic using "tts"
I attempted a heartfelt serenade using "tts," and it turned into a disaster. Imagine Shakespearean romance, but instead of poetry, it's, "Roses are red, violets are blue, your prescription is ready for pickup at the pharmacy.

The Secret Agent

Using "tts" in a mission-critical situation
James Bond has it easy compared to me. He might face deadly villains, but at least his gadgets don't interrupt him with, "Reminder: Buy cat food. Your cat is hungry, Agent 007.

The Fitness Freak

Using "tts" during a workout session
The gym atmosphere changes when your workout playlist is interrupted by your phone saying, "Reminder: You promised yourself you'd stop eating cookies after 9 PM. Think about that during your next set of squats." Thanks for the guilt trip, "tts.

The Sleep-Deprived Parent

Trying to use text-to-speech (tts) while the baby's napping
Text-to-speech" has become my secret lover during these sleepless nights. It whispers sweet nothings like, "The baby is finally asleep, but your coffee maker wants you to know it's ready for action.

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