17 Jokes About Trump Election

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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What did the election candidate do when they got nervous? They counted to elec-ten!
Why did the election candidate bring a map? To navigate through the polling numbers!
Why did the candidate go to the bank before the election? To get their campaign dough!
Why did the politician cross the road before the election? To shake hands and 'vote'er!
Why did the Trump cake win the election? Because it had a great crumbaign strategy!
What do you call a group of musical election supporters? The Trump-et section!
Why did the election candidate bring string to the campaign? To tie up loose votes!

Trump Election

The Trump election felt like the world's longest reality TV show. I kept waiting for the credits to roll, but it turns out it was the most immersive Truman Show reboot ever.

Trump Election

You know, the Trump election was such a rollercoaster; we went from Yes, we can to Wait, what just happened? in the span of an evening!

Trump Election

The Trump election was like watching a game show where the prize was a giant reset button for global politics, and it turns out, nobody wanted that prize!

Trump Election

The Trump election was like that poorly scripted movie sequel that you watch out of curiosity, and halfway through, you're just hoping it's a bad dream you'll wake up from!

Trump Election

The Trump election was a bit like playing a game of political Jenga. Every move felt like, Should we really be doing this? and then, well, blocks fell everywhere!

Trump Election

The Trump election was proof that reality is the ultimate troll. It's like it looked at us and said, You thought 2020 was wild? Hold my presidency!

Trump Election

The Trump election was like a reality TV show crossover event, where you're expecting a plot twist, but instead, it's just a chaotic crossover no one asked for!

Trump Election

The Trump election was the ultimate suspense movie, except instead of a thrilling climax, it ended with a collective Wait, that was it?

Trump Election

You know, the Trump election was like that surprise guest at a party that no one invited but showed up anyway, and suddenly you're stuck dealing with their antics for four years!

Trump Election

The Trump election felt like we accidentally clicked on the Alternate Universe option in a video game and couldn't figure out how to get back to the main storyline!

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