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The Trump election was like the Super Bowl of politics. It had everything: drama, suspense, and enough tension to make you chew your nails down to your elbows. It was so intense; I half-expected the candidates to break into a dance-off just to lighten the mood. I mean, if politics were a movie genre, that election would've won an Oscar for the most heart-stopping thriller!
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Have you heard of PTSD? Well, forget that! The Trump election introduced a whole new kind of trauma: Election Stress Syndrome! Symptoms include checking your phone every five seconds for updates, yelling at the TV like it's a therapy session, and developing trust issues with poll predictions. Seriously, therapists were booked solid after that election, not because of relationship issues but because people needed to vent about electoral votes!
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You know how they say, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"? Well, what happens in a presidential election stays in our nightmares for at least four years! The morning after that election felt like the world's worst hangover. No amount of coffee could erase the disbelief. I think people were even trying to check their voter registration in their dreams just to make sure they didn't accidentally vote for a talking raccoon or something!
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You know what's scarier than a haunted house? The rollercoaster ride that was the Trump election! I mean, seriously, forget horror movies; that night had more twists and turns than a Stephen King novel. I remember waking up the next day feeling like I'd survived a zombie apocalypse, except instead of zombies, it was just politicians with really bad hairdos!
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