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You ever notice how elections are like choosing between a rock and a hard place? I mean, last time it was like choosing between a Twitter meltdown and a hairpiece that could withstand a hurricane. Tough decisions, folks!
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The whole Trump election felt like a season finale nobody asked for. I was waiting for the plot twist where the writers revealed it was all just a reality TV show experiment gone wrong. Spoiler alert: it never happened.
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Remember when the biggest debate was whether pineapple belongs on pizza? Good times. Now, it's like, "Do you prefer a wall or no wall?" I miss the days when the only walls we argued about were the ones in our living rooms.
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The Trump election was so intense, I half-expected a director to yell, "Cut!" at any moment. Turns out, it was just four years of unscripted chaos.
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You know you're in for a wild ride when the election feels like a blockbuster movie, and the candidates are vying for the title of "Commander-in-Chief: The Sequel." Coming soon to a democracy near you!
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Remember when the scariest thing about elections was accidentally pressing the wrong button on the voting machine? Now it's more like accidentally pressing the fate of the nation.
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Elections are like the Super Bowl for politicians. Except instead of touchdowns, they score electoral votes, and the halftime show is just a bunch of pundits arguing on cable news. I miss the days when the only controversy was over the halftime wardrobe malfunction.
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Trump's election had more plot twists than a telenovela. I half-expected someone to dramatically enter the Oval Office, throw a bouquet of roses, and scream, "I object!
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Trump's election had everyone on the edge of their seats, or at least on the edge of their social media feeds. It was like a suspenseful Netflix series, but instead of binge-watching, we were binge-stressing.
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