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Why did the toxin go to therapy? It had too many issues with attachment!
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Why did the toxin refuse to play hide and seek? It knew it was going to be found eventually!
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Why did the toxin start a podcast? It wanted to spread its toxic opinions!
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Why did the toxin become a comedian? It had a real knack for killing at open mics!
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Toxins, the only thing more persistent than my ex's voicemails. I swear, even my toxins have commitment issues!
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Toxins are the drama queens of biology. They're like, 'Oh, look at me, causing chaos and inflammation.' I swear, if my body had a reality show, toxins would be the main characters.
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Toxins are like the uninvited influencers of my body. They come in, start influencing my cells, and suddenly I'm dealing with internal drama and inflammation. I need to set up a body bouncer, seriously!
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Toxins are like that annoying coworker who brings their drama to the office. Hey toxins, I'm just trying to work here, I don't need your inflammatory emails cluttering up my cellular inbox!
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Toxins are the freeloaders in the VIP lounge of my body. I'm over here trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, and they're sipping on negativity cocktails without even buying a ticket. Rude!
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Toxins are the party crashers of my bloodstream. It's like my cells are hosting a sophisticated soirée, and here come the toxins barging in like rowdy gatecrashers. Can't they read the 'No Toxins Allowed' sign?
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Toxins are like that one friend who always shows up uninvited to the party. Dude, I didn't ask for your negativity, just like I didn't ask for toxins ruining my internal shindig!
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Toxins are the rebellious teenagers of my bloodstream. No matter how many times I tell them to clean up their act, they just keep partying and leaving a mess behind. Grounding my cells doesn't seem to work!
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Toxins are like that unwanted guest who crashes on your couch and refuses to leave. I'm pretty sure there's a tiny eviction notice in my DNA, but they just ignore it like a stubborn houseguest.
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