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You ever accidentally touch a shopping cart handle, and suddenly you're convinced you need to sanitize your entire existence? I'm pretty sure those handles have seen more germs than a kindergarten classroom during flu season.
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Have you ever been in a meeting that felt so toxic you wish you had a hazard suit? I mean, forget about the agenda; the real agenda is surviving the toxic energy in that conference room. It's like a battle between boredom and toxicity.
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Why do they call it "airplane food" when it's basically a toxin-filled surprise? I open that tray table, and it's like playing Russian roulette with my taste buds. Is it chicken or rubber with a side of regret? Who knows!
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The gym is like a breeding ground for toxins. People sweating, grunting, and pushing themselves to the limit – it's a toxic symphony. I'm just trying not to inhale too deeply and absorb someone else's post-workout regrets.
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I recently read about the toxins in certain office supplies. You know, the stuff that's supposed to make your workspace better? Yeah, right. My stapler is apparently emitting negativity. No wonder my coworkers avoid my desk like the plague!
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Dating is like navigating a toxic wasteland of mixed signals and unspoken expectations. It's like trying to decode a secret language where "I'm fine" actually means "Prepare for the impending emotional storm.
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I tried a detox diet once. You know, the ones that promise to flush out all the toxins from your body? Let me tell you, if I wanted to feel that empty and miserable, I would've just watched a romantic comedy marathon. No need for kale smoothies!
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Why do they call it a "toxic relationship"? Shouldn't it be called a "toxin partnership"? I mean, at least that way, it sounds scientific, and we can blame it on chemistry gone wrong.
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You ever notice how toxic the air fresheners aisle in the supermarket is? I mean, they're supposed to make the air better, but I'm pretty sure I lose a few brain cells every time I try to choose between lavender mist and ocean breeze. It's like a chemical warfare in the name of freshness!
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