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Why did Tommy bring a suitcase to the beach? He wanted to ‘pack’ some good times!
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What did Tommy say when he won the marathon? 'I’m 'running' out of jokes about running!
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Why did Tommy bring a map to the party? In case he ‘lost’ in conversation!
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Why did Tommy bring a calculator to the party? He wanted to 'add' some fun to the equation!
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Did you hear about Tommy’s trip to the art museum? He said, 'It was quite the 'draw'!
Spectral Snacker
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Tommy's a late-night snacker. I'll hear strange noises in the kitchen at 3 AM, and I know it's him. I open the fridge, and all my snacks are gone. I'm convinced he's got a secret ghost stash somewhere, and I'm determined to find it—maybe it's in the afterlife aisle at the grocery store.
Apparition Autocorrect
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I was texting Tommy, and he sent me a message saying, I'm here. I replied, Where? He said, No, I mean, I'm not really 'here,' here. I'm just waiting for the day he accidentally autocorrects himself into the spirit realm. I'm ghoul instead of I'm good.
Haunted Housemate
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You know, I've got this roommate, Tommy. He's like a ghost around the house. I never see him, but I know he's here because the dishes mysteriously get done and the trash magically takes itself out. I'm starting to think I'm living with Casper the Neat Freak.
Paranormal Pranks
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Living with Tommy is like being in a perpetual episode of Ghost Hunters. I'll find my keys mysteriously moved, my TV channel changed to some eerie documentary, and my shampoo replaced with ectoplasmic essence. I didn't sign up for this supernatural sitcom.
Invisible Personal Trainer
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I decided to join a gym, and I asked Tommy if he wanted to come with me. He said sure, but every time we're there, it's like having an invisible workout buddy. I'm lifting weights, and he's over there doing ghostly cardio, probably burning ectoplasmic calories.
Phantom Chef
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Tommy fancies himself a chef, but the only time I see him in the kitchen is when I forget to do the dishes. Suddenly, he appears, rattling pots and pans like he's summoning the spirit of Gordon Ramsay. I'm just waiting for him to say, It's raw! and vanish into thin air.
Ghostly GPS
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Tommy is terrible with directions. I asked him for help finding my way, and he said, Just follow the light. Turns out, he meant the light at the end of the tunnel. Now I'm worried I'm not lost; I'm just on my way to the other side.
Séance for WiFi
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Our internet went down, and I asked Tommy to fix it. He started chanting and lighting candles, thinking it was a spiritual issue. I had to remind him we just needed to reset the router. Next thing you know, we're having a séance for faster WiFi.
Spiritual Therapist
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I told Tommy I needed therapy, and he suggested we have a séance instead. I'm like, Dude, I need a human therapist, not a ghost whisperer. Now every time I have a problem, he suggests we consult the Ouija board. I just want a professional, not paranormal, solution.
Ghostly Wingman
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I brought Tommy to a party, hoping he'd be a good wingman. Turns out, he's great at disappearing when it's time to introduce him to someone. I'm there like, This is my friend Tommy, and poof! He's gone, leaving me to explain why I'm talking to invisible friends.
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