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Why did the computer apply to Tinder? It wanted to meet its motherboard!
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Why did the scientist have a great Tinder bio? He knew the chemistry of a good relationship!
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Why did the smartphone break up with the Tinder bio? It found someone more 'app'ropriate!
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I asked my date if she was a magician on her Tinder bio. She disappeared after the first date!
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Why did the Tinder bio go to school? It wanted to learn how to be more 'attractive'!
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Why did the Tinder bio become a stand-up comedian? It wanted to have a 'swipe-right' audience!
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I saw a bio that said, Looking for my partner in crime. Are we forming a Bonnie and Clyde duo or just planning to steal the last slice of pizza? Either way, count me in, but let's keep the felonies to a minimum.
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Some bios are so mysterious. Ask me anything. Really, Mark? Alright, what's the square root of 547? If you're going to be mysterious, at least be prepared for some math challenges.
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I have a dog, they say. Congratulations, Lisa, you've just increased your chances of a right swipe by 200%. It's like having a furry wingman. I hope your dog is ready for the responsibility of being our relationship referee.
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I'm not like other guys/girls. Really, Dave? You mean you're not like the other 7 billion people on the planet? Congratulations on being a unique snowflake. Now, tell me something I don't already know, like your Netflix password.
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I saw a bio that said, Fluent in sarcasm. Well, congratulations, Brenda, you must be the Shakespeare of eye rolls. I'm just looking for someone fluent in not taking themselves too seriously.
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Some bios are brutally honest. I like long walks... to the fridge. Well, Jessica, if our relationship is going to be a journey to the kitchen, at least let's make sure the snacks are worth it. I'm not swiping right for celery sticks.
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There's a trend of people saying, I'm not looking for anything serious. That's fantastic, Susan, but you're on Tinder, not the Dollar Store. Are we shopping for love or just getting the 99-cent version of it?
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You ever read those Tinder bios? It's like trying to choose a snack at 3 am when everything in the fridge has a weird expiration date. I'm adventurous, they say. Yeah, Karen, but are you swipe right and find out if I survive bungee jumping adventurous?
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People on Tinder are so creative with their bios. Fluent in emoji, they declare. Great, because nothing says 'future life partner' like communicating solely through tiny digital images. I can't wait for our first argument, expressed entirely in crying-face emojis.
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