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You ever see a bio that's just a list of demands? "Must love dogs, have a stable job, know how to salsa dance, and be able to recite Shakespeare in Klingon." Sure, let me just find my Shakespearean Klingon phrasebook real quick.
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Some bios are so mysterious. "I'll tell you how we met when our kids ask." Dude, I just want to know if you're a cat person or a dog person, not co-writing a future biography.
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You ever read a Tinder bio and feel like you need a decoder ring just to figure out if they're into hiking or just really lost in the woods?
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Tinder bios are like resumes for dating – trying to condense your entire personality into a few lines. "Excellent communicator, fluent in sarcasm, and proficient in avoiding awkward silences.
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If honesty is the best policy, then why do some bios read like creative writing assignments? "I'm a part-time astronaut who enjoys knitting sweaters for penguins on the weekends.
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The length of a Tinder bio is directly proportional to how complicated someone's relationship history is. If it's a novel, get ready for some plot twists!
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I saw a bio that said, "I'm fluent in emoji." I swiped right just to see if our first conversation would be a series of smileys and thumbs up. Spoiler alert: it was.
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I saw a bio that said, "I'm 6'4" because apparently, that matters." Yeah, well, I'm 5'9", and I didn't realize I was applying for a human carnival ride.
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Fluent in sarcasm and dad jokes." Ah, the perfect combination for someone who wants to make you laugh and then question your life choices simultaneously.
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