9+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For tickets

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Why did the astronaut bring a ticket to the moon? Just in case it encountered alien life forms that required admission!

Why did the actor always carry a ticket? In case they needed to take their act on the road!

Why did the traffic cop go to art school? To learn how to draw a better crowd... and hand out tickets!

Why did the football coach bring string to the game? To tie the score in case the tickets sold out!

What's a ticket's favorite game? Tag, you're it until the event starts!

Why did the computer get a ticket? Because it had a bad driver!

Why did the theater reject the ticket's proposal? It wasn't a good match; they were in different rows!

Why did the music teacher give out tickets? For the violins in traffic!

Why did the gardener get a ticket? They were caught using too much 'mulch' speed!

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