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Have you ever tried to decipher a parking ticket? It's like solving a complex puzzle written in a secret code only known to traffic enforcers. "Okay, I parked next to a fire hydrant, but did they really have to draw a hieroglyphic of a fire hydrant to prove their point?
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They say money can't buy happiness, but have you ever paid a parking ticket online and felt that momentary relief? It's like, "Ah, yes, I just purchased a fleeting sense of redemption for $50.
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The only time you'll find people competing to get the best tickets is when they're buying concert tickets. Suddenly, we become Olympic-level sprinters just to secure a spot closer to our favorite artist. It's a workout and a show – a two-in-one deal.
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Getting a speeding ticket feels a lot like getting a report card from the highway. "Mr. Johnson, you were going a bit too fast in the 'Physics of Motion' section. Please see us after class, and by 'us,' I mean the traffic court judge.
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You ever notice how parking tickets are like surprise love letters from the city? "Dear car owner, we've missed you so much that we've decided to leave you a little note with a fine attached. XOXO, the Meter Maid Matchmakers.
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I got a ticket for jaywalking the other day. Jaywalking! I felt like a criminal mastermind, crossing the street outside the designated lines. The cop looked at me like I was part of some underground pedestrian rebellion.
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Have you ever noticed that the size of the fine on a ticket is directly proportional to how much you really needed that money for something else? "Oh, you wanted to buy groceries this week? How about you pay for that red light you ran instead?
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I recently got a ticket for expired registration. It's like the DMV is saying, "Congratulations on owning a car! Now pay us annually to prove it's still yours. Otherwise, it's fair game for the tow truck vultures.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about winning a raffle, and then you find out it's for a traffic school voucher. It's like the universe saying, "Congratulations, here's your chance to become an expert in traffic violations.
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