8+ Best One Liners Jokes For tickets

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Why did the chicken get a ticket? It didn't cross the road at the designated poultry crossing!

I told my friend he had too many speeding tickets. He just said he's accelerating his collection!

I bought a ticket to watch the elevator show. It had its ups and downs!

I got a parking ticket for my car. I guess it wanted a little vacation from the curb!

Why did the pencil buy a ticket? It wanted to draw attention to itself!

Why was the concert ticket always calm? Because it had good acoustics!

Why did the dog get a ticket? It was barking up the wrong tree!

Why did the cowboy buy a ticket? He wanted to watch the Wild West show live!

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