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I accidentally walked into a pole while distracted by a threshold. I guess I hit a 'high bar' for clumsiness!
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My friend asked me if I could keep a secret. I said, 'About as well as a creaky threshold keeps a secret from waking up the whole house!
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I made a bet with my friend that I could jump over the threshold. It was a leap of faith and a trip to the hospital!
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I asked my threshold for its New Year's resolution. It said, 'I'm aiming to bridge the gap between rooms!
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I told my wife I'd clean the floor and crossed the threshold with a broom. She said, 'That's not what I meant by sweeping the floor!
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I've hit that age where I can't remember if I'm stepping over a threshold or just forget why I walked into the room.
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