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Why did the chicken cross the threshold? To show the squirrel it wasn’t chicken-hearted!
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What's a threshold's favorite type of movie? The ones with 'door'-able characters!
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Why did the cat sit on the threshold? Because it wanted to leave a 'paw-sitive' impression!
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What did the threshold say to the doormat? You've got me feeling floored!
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Did you hear about the threshold that started a band? They called themselves 'The Hinge-hitters'!
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What did the threshold say to the nervous visitor? Don't worry, I won't 'door'-m you!
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I wanted to cross the threshold, but it said 'No Entry.' I guess it wanted to keep me on the 'door'-step!
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I tried to tell my friend a joke about a door threshold, but it was over his head!
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I told my ghost writer I needed a killer opening line for my standup. They said, 'Start with a bang!' So here it is: 'Why did the ghost go to therapy? It had too many issues with its afterlife.'
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I asked my ghost writer for some romantic advice. They said, 'Just find someone who makes your heart race.' I guess they missed the memo that I'm not into cardio.
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I asked my ghost writer for career advice. They said, 'Float to the top.' So now I'm practicing levitating my resume. Still waiting for that callback from Hogwarts.
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My ghost writer told me, 'Fear is just a state of mind.' I said, 'So is hunger, but that doesn’t stop me from eating a whole pizza in one sitting.'
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My ghost writer told me, 'Life is about reaching your threshold.' Well, my threshold is the number of pizza slices I can eat before feeling both shame and a food coma. Challenge accepted!
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My ghost writer suggested I find my 'spirit animal.' I chose a sloth because, like me, it moves at a glacial pace and spends most of its time hanging out doing nothing.
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My ghost writer thinks I need to be more assertive. I tried it at the grocery store. Instead of saying 'Excuse me,' I yelled, 'I haunt this aisle!' Now, people just avoid me like I'm the ghost of expired milk.
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My ghost writer said, 'Don't be afraid to push your boundaries.' So, I tried ghost pepper hot sauce. Now, my mouth is haunted, and I’m on a first-name basis with the bathroom.
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Living with a ghost writer is like having a roommate who never pays rent. Sure, they leave notes, but I’d prefer a few dollars and a 'haunted' Venmo request.
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