7 Jokes For Threshold

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Updated on: Jun 18 2025

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Why don't thresholds ever gossip? Because they like to keep things 'hush-hold'!
Why was the threshold nervous? It had too many doors to open!
Why did the threshold go to school? To raise its 'door'-grades!
I dreamt I was on a threshold that said 'This Way to Success.' Turns out, it was just a gateway to my alarm clock.
Why did the threshold break up with its door? It couldn't handle the constant slamming!
I tried to fix the creaky threshold, but I think I made a bad situation 'creak-ier'!
I thought about writing a book on thresholds, but I couldn’t find an 'opening' chapter!

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