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What's the best way to organize a threesome of books? A novel idea, trilogy style!
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What's the favorite sport of three close friends? Threes-a-crowd surfing!
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Why did the three friends go to space? They wanted to experience an out-of-this-world friendship!
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What's a ménage à trois for mathematicians? A love triangle with acute angles!
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Why did the three pencils break up? They couldn't draw the line between friendship and sketchy territory!
The Threesome Dilemma
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You ever notice how the word threesome sounds like a great idea until you're in the middle of one, and suddenly it's more like a mathematical problem you forgot how to solve? It's like, is this a love triangle or a geometry class? I just wanted a party, not a Venn diagram!
Threesome: The Mystery Box of Love
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Threesomes are like opening a mystery box. You think you know what you're getting into, but once you lift the lid, it's a surprise party of emotions, unexpected twists, and a lot more people than you originally invited. Next time, I'm sticking to regular gift wrapping!
Threesome: The Real Test of Multitasking
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You know you're in trouble when a threesome feels less like a pleasure cruise and more like a stressful job interview. I'm just over here trying to figure out who needs attention, like I'm the host of a talk show where everyone wants the spotlight. And now, coming up next, it's Awkward Moments with Your Host, Me!
Threesome or Triathlon?
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I tried having a threesome once, thinking it would be like a romantic triathlon. But halfway through, I realized I was more winded than a marathon runner, and the only medal I was getting was for awkwardness. Who knew love and cardio had so much in common?
Threesomes and IKEA Furniture
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Threesomes are like assembling IKEA furniture. At first, you're excited about the possibilities, but somewhere along the way, you realize you're missing a crucial piece, and the whole thing is about to collapse. Plus, no one looks good with an Allen wrench in their hand.
Threesome: The Real Estate of Relationships
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Threesomes are the real estate of relationships. You walk in, thinking you're getting a spacious love nest, but pretty soon, you're stuck in a love triangle with noisy neighbors. And good luck trying to sell that property without emotional baggage!
Threesome: The Rollercoaster of Romance
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Threesomes are like a rollercoaster. It seems thrilling at first, but halfway through, you're just praying it's over, and you haven't lost anything important along the way. Note to self: Secure all loose emotions before the ride begins.
Threesome: The Olympic Event of Intimacy
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Having a threesome is like participating in the Olympics of intimacy. You're aiming for gold, but there's a high chance you'll end up with a bronze in awkwardness. And trust me, no one wants to stand on that podium.
Threesome: Where Math Meets Romance
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Threesomes are like math problems. You think you know the solution until you're in the middle of it, and suddenly you're questioning your basic arithmetic skills. Wait, is this addition or subtraction? And why does everyone look so divided?
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