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Threesomes are the only situation where someone saying, "Let's spice things up," doesn't involve adding more seasoning to your pasta, but instead adds a third person to your relationship recipe.
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Threesomes are like trying to split a restaurant bill among three friends – someone always ends up feeling like they got the short end of the stick.
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Discussing a threesome is like negotiating a business deal. "Alright, we'll schedule it for Friday night, but let's make it a casual Friday – no pressure, just a laid-back, clothing-optional meeting.
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Threesomes are proof that multitasking isn't just for work – it's a skill that extends to the bedroom. "Honey, can you pass the...um, never mind.
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Threesomes are like a rollercoaster ride – thrilling, occasionally terrifying, and you're never quite sure if you're going to regret it until it's over. Just remember to keep your hands inside the relationship at all times!
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You ever notice how planning a threesome feels like organizing a potluck dinner? "Hey, I'll bring the snacks, you bring the ambiance, and let's hope no one leaves with food poisoning.
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Threesomes are like IKEA furniture – sounds like a fantastic idea at first, but halfway through, you're questioning your life choices and wondering if you'll ever get everything to fit together properly.
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You ever notice how trying to find the right third person for a threesome is like searching for a needle in a haystack? Except in this case, the needle needs to be open-minded, adventurous, and have a good sense of humor.
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Discussing a threesome is like planning a surprise party – the element of surprise is crucial, and there's always that one person who ruins it by showing up early.
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