10 Jokes For Threesom

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Updated on: Aug 03 2025

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Threesomes are the only situation where someone saying, "Let's spice things up," doesn't involve adding more seasoning to your pasta, but instead adds a third person to your relationship recipe.
Threesomes are like trying to split a restaurant bill among three friends – someone always ends up feeling like they got the short end of the stick.
Discussing a threesome is like negotiating a business deal. "Alright, we'll schedule it for Friday night, but let's make it a casual Friday – no pressure, just a laid-back, clothing-optional meeting.
Threesomes are proof that multitasking isn't just for work – it's a skill that extends to the bedroom. "Honey, can you pass the...um, never mind.
Threesomes are like a rollercoaster ride – thrilling, occasionally terrifying, and you're never quite sure if you're going to regret it until it's over. Just remember to keep your hands inside the relationship at all times!
You ever notice how planning a threesome feels like organizing a potluck dinner? "Hey, I'll bring the snacks, you bring the ambiance, and let's hope no one leaves with food poisoning.
Threesomes are like IKEA furniture – sounds like a fantastic idea at first, but halfway through, you're questioning your life choices and wondering if you'll ever get everything to fit together properly.
You ever notice how trying to find the right third person for a threesome is like searching for a needle in a haystack? Except in this case, the needle needs to be open-minded, adventurous, and have a good sense of humor.
Discussing a threesome is like planning a surprise party – the element of surprise is crucial, and there's always that one person who ruins it by showing up early.
Trying to coordinate a threesome is like playing a game of chess, except instead of saying "checkmate," you're yelling, "No, not there! Move the bishop to the left...no, your left!

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