7 Those In Hospital Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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I told the doctor I broke my finger. He asked, 'Which one?
I asked the doctor if I could administer my own anesthesia. He said, 'Sure, knock yourself out!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. The nurse agreed – it was time for me to leave.
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
I asked the doctor for a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too.
I told the nurse I broke my arm in two places. She told me to stop going to those places.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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