5 Those In Hospital Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 19 2025

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The Overly Enthusiastic Visitor

Trying to keep the mood light in a hospital setting
The doctor caught me blowing up surgical gloves like balloons to decorate the room. He said, "This is an ICU, not a birthday party!" I guess they don't appreciate my party planning skills.

The Lost Visitor

Getting lost in the maze of hospital corridors
I asked a janitor for directions, and he handed me a map. The map was just a doodle of a smiley face. I guess that's hospital code for "good luck finding your way.

The Overly Cautious Patient

Navigating the fine line between recovery and avoiding every possible hospital risk
I overheard a nurse saying, "This patient is allergic to everything." I'm not allergic; I'm just building an immunity to hospital food. It's survival of the fittest in the cafeteria.

The Anxious Family Member

Balancing concern with the fear of saying the wrong thing
I tried telling a joke to lighten the mood, and the family gave me looks like I just pulled the fire alarm. Note to self: save the stand-up routine for the comedy club, not the hospital room.

The Food Critic Patient

Trying to survive on hospital food
I ordered the fish for dinner, and it tasted like it came from a distant relative of Nemo. I asked the chef if it was fresh, and he said, "Define fresh." I think I'll stick to the Jell-O.

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