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Let's talk about Thomas Edison and his crazy work ethic. The guy was a genius, no doubt, but he had this thing against sleep. I can imagine his friends trying to convince him, "Hey Tom, take a nap, get some shut-eye." And he's like, "Nah, who needs sleep when there are ideas to invent?" I bet he was the kind of guy who would invent a new gadget at 3 a.m. and then call up his buddies, "Hey, you awake? I just revolutionized the way we illuminate the world!
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Let's give it up for Thomas Edison, the man who brought us light! But you know what they don't tell you? For every successful invention, there were probably a dozen weird ones that didn't make it. I can imagine him in his lab, surrounded by these failed contraptions. "What's this, Tom?" "Oh, that? That's the glow-in-the-dark toothbrush. It's... a work in progress." And don't even get me started on the talking toaster. I bet his friends were like, "Tom, stick to the lightbulbs, please!
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You know, Thomas Edison, the man who invented the lightbulb. We all know that story, right? But do you ever stop and think about what was going on in his head? I mean, this guy, he must have been sitting in a room, staring at a filament, going, "I'm gonna make this thing glow!" And everyone around him probably thought he was nuts. "Tom, why are you playing with wires and glass? Go outside, get some fresh air!" But no, he persisted. And voila, he gave us the lightbulb! I bet after that, every time someone walked into a dark room, he was like, "Yeah, you're welcome!
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Have you ever thought about how Thomas Edison marketed his inventions? I mean, this guy had to sell the idea of electricity to people who were probably like, "Nah, I'm good with candles." Can you imagine his pitch meetings? "Alright, folks, gather 'round. I've got this brilliant idea. It's called electricity! You flick a switch, and bam, no more darkness!" And someone in the back is probably muttering, "Yeah, right. What's next, flying cars?" Well, guess what, doubters? We're getting there!
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