5 Jokes For Thomas Edison

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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The Modern Critic

Poking fun at Edison's methods and flaws
Edison once said, 'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration.' But I think he forgot to mention the two percent of 'oops, that wasn’t meant to explode.'

The Rival Inventor

Jealousy and rivalry towards Edison's success
I'm working on my own invention. It's a device that makes you feel like Edison when you've been in the dark about something. I call it the 'Enlighten-em-up!'

The Frustrated Assistant

Dealing with Edison's demanding and eccentric nature
I once asked Edison what he wanted for his birthday. You know what he said? 'A cake that brightens up the room!' And then spent the whole day trying to invent it.

The Modern Engineer

Reflecting on Edison's innovations in today's technology context
If Edison saw the energy-saving bulbs we have now, he'd be baffled. 'Hold on, it doesn't waste 99% energy as heat? That's not the Edison way!'

The Conspiracy Theorist

Fabricating wild conspiracy theories around Edison's inventions
Ever heard about the secret button in Edison's lab? Supposedly, it controlled the Northern Lights. He'd be up there, 'Let's give Canada a light show tonight!'

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