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Edison also invented the motion picture camera. Can you imagine if he saw the movies we have today? He'd probably be like, "I just wanted to capture a moment, not watch a three-hour saga about a guy avenging his goldfish.
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You ever realize how Thomas Edison must have had the worst roommates? I mean, imagine him in college, working on his invention in the middle of the night. His roommates would be like, "Dude, can you turn off that light? I'm trying to sleep!
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They say Edison failed over a thousand times before creating the light bulb. If he were alive today, he'd be the ultimate spokesperson for perseverance. "Kids, remember, failure is just a really dim pathway to success.
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Thomas Edison must have been the original multitasker. I can picture him in his workshop, working on the light bulb, listening to music on the phonograph, and thinking about what to watch on his motion picture camera. Talk about a one-man entertainment center!
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Do you think Edison ever regretted inventing the light bulb on those mornings when he just wanted to sleep in? "Darn it, now I can't blame the darkness for my laziness.
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Thomas Edison invented the phonograph, you know, the thing that played music. I bet he never anticipated that one day people would use it as an excuse to avoid conversations. "Sorry, can't talk right now, I've got this important meeting with Beethoven.
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Thomas Edison must have been the original "light" therapist. You know, people would come to him with their problems, and he'd just flick a switch, and suddenly everything seemed a little brighter. If only it were that easy today.
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Imagine Edison trying to explain social media to us today. "So, you're telling me people want to share every moment of their lives with strangers? Back in my day, we called that oversharing, and it happened at family reunions.
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Edison had over a thousand patents. I can't even remember where I left my keys half the time. Maybe if he invented a key-finding device, we'd all be a little less forgetful.
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