7 Jokes For Third

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Updated on: Jun 28 2025

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Why was the number three disappointed? It wanted to be the center of attention, but it was always stuck in the middle.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one. And the third pair for a hole in three!
Why did the number three go to therapy? It had too many issues with being odd.
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven, eight , nine. And three heard it all from the other side of the number line!
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me Kit-Kats. It's become the third-party break provider!
What's a mathematician's favorite place in New York? Times Square, because it's always in the third dimension!
Why did the chicken join a band? It had the drumsticks, and it wanted to be the cluck in the third beat!

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