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What did one triangle say to the other? You're acute angle, and I'm always right, but the third one chimed in, 'I'm obtuse but amusing!
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What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A blood orange. And the third vampire prefers it with a bit more bite!
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How does a skeleton call his friends? On his tele-bone, of course - it's always on the third ring!
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What did one hat say to the other? You stay here; I'll go on ahead. The third hat chimed in, 'I'll be fashionably late!
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What's a pirate's favorite number? Not two, not four, but the high sea-ven! The third mate is always the charm.
The Third Date Myth
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You know they say, Third time's the charm? Well, in dating, the third date is when you're supposed to reveal your true self—preferably the self that remembers how to use cutlery properly.
The Third Option Conundrum
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In life, you often get a third option. It's like choosing between pizza or pasta, and suddenly someone mentions sushi. Wait, there's a third way to be indecisive?
The Third Act Twist
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Life's like a movie. The third act's where everything falls into place...or falls apart spectacularly. It's like living in a blockbuster film, but with more popcorn and fewer explosions!
The Third Sense
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I finally found my third sense! It's the ability to sense when someone's about to ask for a favor. Comes in handy during family gatherings, let me tell you!
The Third in Line
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Being the third in line at a fast-food joint is like witnessing a slow-motion food Olympics. You're cheering for the burgers but silently betting on the fries!
The Third Eye Mystery
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I tried opening my third eye once. Turns out, it's not mystical enlightenment; it's the sudden ability to see the mess I've been avoiding cleaning for months!
The Third Time's a Charm
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They say the third time's a charm, but have you ever had to explain a joke three times and still ended up with a punchline that needed a search party to find?
The Third Wheel Dilemma
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Ever noticed how being the third wheel in a friendship is like playing musical chairs? You're either stuck standing or ending up in a lap no one intended!
The Third Rule of Comedy
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They say comedy comes in threes. But what if I told you the third time's the charm only applies to jokes, not to exes trying to come back into your life?
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