5 Jokes For Third

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 28 2025

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The Overly Enthusiastic Tour Guide

Trying to make mundane things seem exciting
I tried giving a thrilling commentary on a park bench. "This bench right here, folks, is the Brad Pitt of sitting apparatus. It's been in more photos than Kim Kardashian's breakfast.

The Superstitious Fortune Cookie Writer

Creating ominous predictions for the third fortune in a row
If your third fortune cookie in a row says, "You will encounter a black cat, but don't worry, it's just lost," maybe consider taking a different route home. And leave the cat alone; it's got enough problems without being part of your prophecy.

The Conspiracy Theorist Barber

The mysterious significance of the third haircut
The third haircut is like the Bermuda Triangle for your hair. You go in with a simple request for a trim, and somehow you come out looking like you auditioned for a shampoo commercial. It's the mysterious allure of the hair dimension.

The Confused Tech Support Agent

Dealing with the third call about a non-existent problem
I had a customer call for the third time about their "broken" mouse. Turns out, they were using it on a glass table. I'm just waiting for the fourth call: "My keyboard doesn't work underwater.

The Disappointed Movie Buff

Unsatisfying third movies in film trilogies
They say the third time's the charm, but have you seen third movies? "Jurassic Park 3: Dinosaurs Take a Wrong Turn and End Up at a Family Picnic." Not charming, just hungry.

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