7+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For think twice

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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I asked the librarian if the library had a book on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I tried to take a selfie at the zoo, but the giraffe totally photobombed me. Now, I've got the tallest selfie ever!

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

I accidentally handed my wife a glue stick instead of chapstick. She still isn't talking to me.

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