4 Jokes About The War

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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Leftovers – the silent battlefield in every refrigerator. I open the fridge, and it's like a war zone of Tupperware containers staring me down. Some have been there so long they've developed their own ecosystem. I'm just waiting for David Attenborough to narrate a documentary about the forgotten spaghetti in
Let's talk about the war that rages on in every household – the war of the thermostat. It's the only battle where the combatants are armed with blankets and fans. I set the thermostat to a comfortable 72 degrees, and suddenly it's like I declared war on the entire family.
Can we talk about the war for the TV remote? I live with my family, and it's like a battlefield every night. You'd think we were fighting over the last piece of pizza in a post-apocalyptic world. Everyone has their strategy – hiding it, setting booby traps, or just flat
You ever notice how there's always a war going on? I mean, I can't keep up with all the conflicts. The other day, I found myself in the middle of a full-blown war at home – the war on socks. Seriously, where do they all disappear to in the laundry?

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