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War Correspondent
Reporting from the frontlines while maintaining a sense of humor.
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I tried to do a live broadcast, but the cameraman was more interested in getting the explosions on film than capturing my good side. I've never seen someone so excited about lens flares.
War Chef
Trying to cook gourmet meals in a war-torn environment.
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I tried to organize a cooking competition in the mess hall. The secret ingredient? Bullets. Let's just say the judges weren't impressed with my "bullet-infused stew.
The Draft Dodger
Avoiding being drafted during the war.
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I claimed I was a pacifist, and they said, "Perfect! You can be our unarmed combat specialist." I guess they misunderstood the concept of pacifism.
War Strategy Expert
Trying to explain war strategy to non-military folks.
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Explaining war tactics to civilians is tricky. I told my neighbor, "It's all about surprise attacks and flanking maneuvers," and he thought I was giving tips on how to win an argument with his wife.
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