7 Jokes About The War

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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I tried to tell a joke about war elephants, but it was too mammoth to handle!
I told my friend I'm writing a book on war. He said, 'What's your battle plan?' I replied, 'To finish it.
I asked my friend if he ever fought in a pillow war. He said, 'Yeah, it was a real feathered conflict!
Why did the soldier become a chef? He wanted to make peace with his taste buds!
I joined a band called 'The Grenades.' Our first single is blowing up the charts!
My friend asked me if I've ever been in a war. I told him, 'No, but I've been in a few skirmishes during family game night.
I tried to make a joke about warplanes, but it never took off. Maybe I should've given it more runway!

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