7 Jokes For The Ring

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Apr 06 2025

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Why did the diamond break up with the pencil? It felt the relationship was too sketchy.
Why did the engagement ring apply for a job? It wanted to be hired by the happily-ever-after company!
I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever loved. She said, 'Of course, the others were just crushes.
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me, and she said, 'Only when I need a good laugh.
Why did the engagement ring break up with the diamond? It couldn't handle the pressure!
What did the wedding ring say to the engagement ring? 'You really put a ring on it!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now, I'm a jeweler because I 'carat' all the dough!

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