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The Wedding Ring Designer
Dealing with demanding clients and outrageous design requests.
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I had a guy who wanted a ring with a tiny screen playing romantic movies. I said, "Why stop there? How about a ring that also pops corn and massages your hand during the movie?
The Paranoid Husband
Constantly worried about his wife losing the ring.
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I told my wife I was thinking of attaching a bell to her ring so we could locate it easily. She replied, "Great idea! Now our marriage can sound like Santa's on his way every time I move my hand.
The Ring in the Wrong Hands
The ring ends up in the possession of someone who shouldn't have it.
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The other day, my best man accidentally took my wedding ring home. I said, "Dude, returning a borrowed lawnmower is one thing, but returning a borrowed wife's ring is a whole new level of responsibility.
The Ring on a Mission
The ring developing a mind of its own and creating mischief.
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The other night, my ring started glowing mysteriously. I asked it, "Is this your way of saying we need to add some spark back into our marriage, or are you just showing off for the neighbors?
The Ring Expert at a Jewelry Store
Dealing with clueless customers and awkward ring-related questions.
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A customer asked if we had a ring that could also function as a Wi-Fi hotspot. I replied, "Well, it won't give you internet access, but wearing it might attract a good connection with your spouse.
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