7+ Best Witty Jokes the new year 2022 Jokes

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I told myself I should embrace my mistakes this year. So, I hugged my ex. That was a mistake.

I asked my computer to make a resolution for the new year. It replied, '640x480.

My new year's resolution is to be more optimistic. So far, so good.

I asked my phone for a new year's resolution. It just auto-corrected 'exercise' to 'extra fries.

I started a band called 2022. We haven't had any gigs yet.

I asked the waiter for a diet cola. He said, 'Is Pepsi okay?' I replied, 'Is 2021 okay?''

My resolution is to read more this year. So, I turned on subtitles.

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