5 The New Year 2022 Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 16 2024

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The Optimistic Idealist

Believing in the potential for positive change in the new year
I've realized something profound: every day is a new chance to make bad decisions. But hey, it's also a new chance to make good ones! Here's to hoping my good decisions outweigh the bad ones this year.

The Social Media Enthusiast

The pressure to showcase the perfect New Year's experience
The pressure to have a fabulous New Year's Eve is intense. I mean, I even practiced my 'midnight kiss face' in the mirror. Ended up looking like someone who accidentally ate a lemon. Maybe next year!

The Overambitious Resolution Maker

Setting unrealistic resolutions
I decided to start the year with a bang, so I made a resolution to wake up early every morning. Let me tell you, it's going great—I've become an expert at hitting snooze on my alarm.

The Pessimistic Time Skeptic

Doubting the significance of a new year
The ball drop at Times Square? It's just a shiny distraction from realizing another year has slipped through my fingers. I'm starting a petition for a 'Pause' button on the clock.

The Cynical Realist

Expectations vs. reality of New Year's resolutions
I did make a resolution to save money this year. But then I realized I didn't have any money to save. So technically, I'm acing my resolution by default!

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