6 The New Year 2022 Jokes

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Updated on: Nov 16 2024

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Why did the champagne bottle go to therapy in 2022? It had too many emotional bubbles.

Why did the resolution take a day off? It needed a break from all the weighty decisions.

I told my friend I'm on a whiskey diet for the new year. I've lost three days already.

What's the resolution you can actually keep? 4K.

I'm on a whiskey diet for the new year. I've lost three days already.

I asked my dog about his new year's resolutions. He said, 'More belly rubs, please!

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