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Talking about "the isis" is like walking on eggshells – except the eggs exploded, and now you're trying not to step on the yolks. It's a delicate situation, folks.
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Discussing "the isis" at a family dinner is like bringing a live grenade as a centerpiece. Suddenly, everyone's an expert in global politics, and Uncle Bob is convinced he could solve the Middle East crisis with a barbecue and some dad jokes.
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The isis" makes me appreciate my problems. I mean, at least my biggest concern today is deciding between regular or decaf coffee, not dodging international intelligence agencies.
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We should rename "the isis" to something less threatening, like "the Awkward Neighbors." It's hard to take someone seriously when they're named after an emotion you feel during small talk.
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I was Googling "the isis" the other day, and let me tell you, my search history now has me on a watchlist. Hey, FBI agent assigned to me, if you're listening, it was just for a bad comedy routine, I swear!
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You ever notice how "the isis" sounds more like a misunderstood Egyptian goddess than a terrorist group? I can imagine people accidentally worshiping the wrong deity and getting some strange looks at the temple.
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You know, it's tricky when your phone corrects "the is" to "the isis." I was texting my friend, saying, "This is going to be great!" And my phone was like, "No, let's escalate this conversation real quick.
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The other day, I saw a headline that said, "The ISIS has a new leader." I thought, "Well, that's a promotion nobody should aspire to get!" Imagine that on a resume – "Managed a global terror organization, excellent organizational skills.
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You know, there's a special place in autocorrect hell for changing "this is it" to "the isis." Imagine sending that text to your boss right before a big presentation – career suicide by autocorrect.
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