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Why did the ISIS member become a barber? Because he wanted to give people hair-raising experiences!
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Why did the ISIS member become a chef? Because he wanted to create dishes that are truly 'mind-blowing'!
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Why did the ISIS member become a comedian? He wanted to see if his jokes could go viral faster than their propaganda.
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Why did the ISIS member start a pet store? Because he wanted to sell 'explosive' deals on cute puppies and kittens!
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Why did the ISIS member go to school? He wanted to major in 'terrorism studies' – the art of scaring test papers.
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Why did the ISIS member become a magician? Because he wanted to make his enemies disappear in a puff of smoke – just kidding, he became a party magician!
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Why did the ISIS member become a gardener? Because he wanted to plant terror in the hearts of vegetables!
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Why did the ISIS member open a bakery? Because he wanted to make explosive cupcakes!
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Why did the ISIS member become a musician? Because he wanted to drop the bass, not bombs!
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Why did the ISIS member start a YouTube channel? To spread 'how-to' videos on making balloon animals!
The ISIS Conspiracy
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I think we've all been victims of that moment when someone starts a sentence with the ISIS, and suddenly your mind races with wild conspiracy theories. Are they talking about an international spy agency, or did they just forget to finish their sentence?
The ISIS Dating App
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Someone mentioned the ISIS the other day, and I immediately thought it was a new dating app. Swipe right for world domination, left for a peaceful coexistence. It's all about finding that perfect match.
The ISIS Support Group
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You ever notice how saying the ISIS makes it sound like they're part of some self-help group? Hi, I'm Bob, and I'm with the ISIS. We're here to support each other in our quest for world domination. Step one: deep breaths, everyone!
The ISIS Therapy Session
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I heard they're starting a therapy group called The ISIS. It's for people who have trouble expressing themselves, so they join this club to work on their communication skills. I feel like exploding sometimes, but I'm learning to channel it positively.
The ISIS Chronicles
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You know, when someone says the ISIS, it sounds like they're about to spill the beans on some secret society or a group of evil masterminds. I mean, are they sharing their favorite cookie recipes or planning world domination? It's like a sinister PTA meeting.
Lost in the ISIS Shuffle
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I overheard someone talking about the ISIS the other day, and for a moment, I thought they were discussing the world's worst dance group. Can you imagine them attempting the cha-cha in those ninja outfits? Now that's a show I'd pay to see.
The ISIS Remix
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Whenever I hear someone say the ISIS, I can't help but imagine a DJ dropping the beat, remixing it into a catchy tune. Picture this: The ISIS, coming to you live from the Middle East, dropping bombs and beats simultaneously!
The ISIS Fashion Line
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Someone said the ISIS, and for a second, I thought it was the latest fashion trend. Can you imagine walking down the runway in camouflage and ninja masks? It's not just a style; it's a statement – a statement that says, I'm here to conquer the runway!
The ISIS Misdirection
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Whenever someone says the ISIS, I can't help but feel like they're playing a game of misdirection. Like, is it a serious discussion about global issues, or are we entering the realm of absurdity where ISIS stands for International Society of Incredibly Silly things?
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