5 Jokes For The Isis

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 09 2024

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The Misguided Detective

A detective trying to solve the mystery of "the isis" but always getting it hilariously wrong.
I found him in my backyard, holding a map. I asked, "What are you doing?" He said, "Just mapping out the potential hideouts of 'the isis.' Turns out, they're really into barbecues.

The Unwanted Neighbor

Dealing with the unexpected presence of "the isis" in the neighborhood.
I asked him, "Are those cameras for security?" He said, "Yeah, I'm keeping an eye on the garden. You never know when 'the isis' might decide to take up landscaping.

The Paranoid Pet Owner

A pet owner convinced that "the isis" is out to steal their beloved furry friend.
He's convinced 'the isis' is after his cat too. Now every time the cat knocks something over, he yells, "Stop collaborating with terrorists!

The Tech-Savvy Grandma

A grandmother navigating the world of technology and misunderstanding the term "the isis."
I found her watching a tutorial on YouTube titled "How to protect your computer from 'the isis.'" Turns out, she was learning to crochet a protective cover for her laptop.

The Overprotective Parent

A parent worried about the influence of "the isis" on their child.
We had a school play, and my kid wanted to be the villain. The teacher suggested 'the isis' as a character. I said, "How about a nice dragon? I hear they don't have any international affiliations.

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