17 The Gunmen Buy Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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Why did the gunmen start a bakery? Because they wanted to make a killing with their dough!
Why did the gunman become a gardener? He wanted to grow a 'killer' garden!
Why did the gunman go to therapy? He wanted to work on his trigger issues!
Why did the gunmen start a fashion line? They wanted to make a 'killing' in style!
Why did the gunman bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the gunmen start a tech company? They wanted to create 'killer' apps!
What do you call a group of gunmen on break? Trigger-happy hour!

The Gunmen Buy

You ever notice how gunmen are the worst at shopping? I mean, they've got this tough, intimidating image, but when it comes to buying stuff, they're like, Do these bullets come with a discount if I buy in bulk?

The Gunmen Buy

You know you're in trouble when the gunmen start comparing prices. Well, this gun has a sleek design, but the one next door has a better rate of fire. Decisions, decisions!

The Gunmen Buy

I overheard a conversation between two gunmen in the gun store. One says, I'm looking for something that says 'I mean business,' you know? The other replies, Oh, you need the 'Intimidator Special.' It even comes with a matching bandana.

The Gunmen Buy

Gunmen are like, I want a gun that reflects my personality. So, they spend hours in the store debating, Does the Uzi say 'dangerous rebel,' or is that more of a Desert Eagle vibe?

The Gunmen Buy

Gunmen in a shopping mall is like watching a tough action movie, but instead of fighting crime, they're just trying to figure out which store has the best deal on tactical gear. Priority number one: camouflage or leather jackets?

The Gunmen Buy

I heard a gunman ask the store clerk, Do these bullets go on sale during Black Friday? I want to be fiscally responsible while protecting my home.

The Gunmen Buy

I saw a group of gunmen at the mall the other day. They were checking out the latest firearms, and one of them turns to the other and says, Do you think these come with a warranty? I mean, what if my AK-47 starts acting up after a month?

The Gunmen Buy

Imagine being the cashier at a gun store. You're just trying to make small talk like, Did you find everything okay? And the gunmen respond with, Yeah, I was torn between the shotgun and the assault rifle, but I think I made the right choice.

The Gunmen Buy

You ever notice gunmen have this serious face when they're shopping for weapons? Like, they're contemplating life choices while debating between a Glock and a Beretta. Hmm, decisions, decisions.

The Gunmen Buy

So, gunmen have to buy their weapons, right? I imagine them walking into a store, trying to haggle like, I'll take the semi-automatic, but can you throw in a free holster? Oh, and do you have it in pink? Gotta keep it stylish.

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