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I was at the store the other day, and I couldn't help but think about the gunmen in movies. I mean, do they have a shopping list? "Let's see, two AK-47s, a couple of grenades, and oh, don't forget the snacks for the stakeout!
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Do you ever think the gunmen have a group chat? "Hey guys, quick poll: ski masks or clown masks for the next job?" It's like they're planning a costume party, but with more felonies.
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It's funny how in movies, the gunmen always have impeccable aim. Meanwhile, I can't even hit the snooze button on my alarm without missing three times.
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I saw a documentary about real-life gunmen, and they were discussing the importance of a good getaway driver. I can barely find my car in a parking lot, let alone orchestrate a high-speed escape.
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I was watching a heist movie, and the gunmen were so well-dressed. I'm thinking, "Are there fashion consultants specifically for criminals?" "No, no, the ski mask clashes with your eyes, try the balaclava instead.
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Have you ever wondered if gunmen have a loyalty card at the weapon store? Like, "Buy 10 assault rifles, get a discount on your next getaway vehicle." It's like a twisted version of frequent flyer miles.
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Imagine if gunmen had performance reviews. "John, your marksmanship is excellent, but we need to work on your menacing laughter. It sounds more like a sitcom dad than a criminal mastermind.
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You ever notice how in action movies, the gunmen always seem to have an unlimited budget for buying the latest and coolest weapons? Like, are there secret arms dealers offering Black Friday deals for evil henchmen?
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Have you ever noticed that gunmen in movies never seem to have to reload? It's like they have magical, bottomless magazines. Meanwhile, in real life, I struggle to change the ink cartridge in my printer.
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