5 The Gunmen Buy Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 01 2025

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The Stand-Up Comedian at a Gun Convention

Bridging the gap between humor and a room full of gun enthusiasts
I told a joke at the gun convention about a misfire during a date. The crowd loved it until they realized I wasn't talking about a malfunctioning firearm, just a clumsy romantic encounter!

The Concerned Parent

Dealing with a teenager's interest in weaponry
My son brought home a toy gun, pointed it at me, and said, 'Bang, you're dead!' I told him, 'You have no idea how accurate that is when you forget to take out the trash.'

The New Gun Owner

Navigating the world of firearms as a novice
I asked the gun salesman, 'What's the best way to handle a loaded gun?' He said, 'Very carefully.' I replied, 'I was hoping for something more like a step-by-step guide, but sure, I'll go with careful.'

The Gun Store Owner

Balancing customer satisfaction and raising alarm bells
I had a guy walk in and say, 'I need something to make a statement.' So, I sold him a megaphone. Turns out, he wanted a firearm, not a way to announce his feelings to the world!

The Pacifist Neighbor

Living next to gun enthusiasts without joining the arsenal
My neighbor invited me to go shooting. I said, 'I'll bring my camera!' He looked confused until I clarified I was talking about photography, not target practice. Apparently, we have different definitions of a 'shootout.'

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