7 Jokes For The End Is Nigh

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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I tried to organize a 'End of the World' party, but nobody came. I guess they had more important things to do... or they thought it was a bad idea.
I'm preparing for the apocalypse by learning to play the accordion. That way, even if the world ends, I'll be the last one to annoy everyone!
I started digging a bunker in my backyard, but then I realized I don't even like camping. I'll take my chances with the apocalypse!
Why did the procrastinator become a doomsday prepper? Because he figured he'd have plenty of time to get ready!
I told my friend the world is ending, and he handed me a calendar. Guess I should've specified I meant the world, not just the year!
My friend is convinced that the world will end in a massive ice cream shortage. He's preparing for the rocky road ahead!
My cat is convinced the end is near. It's been stockpiling tuna cans and practicing its 'survival of the kitteh-est' skills.

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