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Doomsday Preppers
Preparing for the end of the world but constantly running out of storage space for canned goods.
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Doomsday preppers are like the original influencers. Instead of promoting beauty products, they're all about promoting gas masks and canned beans.
Conspiracy Theorists
Believing the end is nigh, but never agreeing on which conspiracy theory is the true cause.
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Conspiracy theorists argue about the end of the world more than my grandparents argue about the thermostat. At least my grandparents agree on one thing – the world is getting too darn hot!
Lazy Procrastinators
Knowing the end is nigh but putting off everything until the last minute.
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Lazy procrastinators have a unique approach to the end times – they're on a "deadline" diet, and by diet, I mean avoiding any kind of preparation.
Optimistic Nihilists
Embracing the idea that the end is nigh, but finding it hard to care about anything.
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Optimistic nihilists have a new workout plan for the apocalypse – it's called "Cardio, because why not?!
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