5 Jokes For The End Is Nigh

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Updated on: Aug 13 2024

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Doomsday Preppers

Preparing for the end of the world but constantly running out of storage space for canned goods.
Doomsday preppers are like the original influencers. Instead of promoting beauty products, they're all about promoting gas masks and canned beans.

Conspiracy Theorists

Believing the end is nigh, but never agreeing on which conspiracy theory is the true cause.
Conspiracy theorists argue about the end of the world more than my grandparents argue about the thermostat. At least my grandparents agree on one thing – the world is getting too darn hot!

Lazy Procrastinators

Knowing the end is nigh but putting off everything until the last minute.
Lazy procrastinators have a unique approach to the end times – they're on a "deadline" diet, and by diet, I mean avoiding any kind of preparation.

Optimistic Nihilists

Embracing the idea that the end is nigh, but finding it hard to care about anything.
Optimistic nihilists have a new workout plan for the apocalypse – it's called "Cardio, because why not?!

Environmental Activists

Trying to save the planet while knowing the end is nigh.
The new slogan for environmentalists during the apocalypse: "Reduce, Reuse, and Reconsider that apocalyptic wardrobe. Who knew gas masks could be so chic?

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