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Why did the Facebook chef get fired? He couldn't stop frying 'phish' in the friend request inbox!
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I told my cat to create a Facebook account. Now he has a purr-sonal profile!
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Why did the smartphone apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted a 'screen'-ing process!
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Why did the computer apply for a job at Facebook? It wanted to work in 'byte'-sized increments!
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Why did the tomato turn red on Facebook? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did the Facebook user bring a ladder to the computer? To reach the high notes on their timeline!
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Why don't Facebook users ever become astronauts? Because they can't handle being out of this world without checking their news feed!
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Why did the scarecrow join Facebook? He wanted to make some 'corny' connections!
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I saw a Facebook page dedicated to elevators. It's uplifting, to say the least!
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What's a Facebook pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it's 'R,' but it's actually the 'C' – for constant checking and commenting!
The Day in Facebook
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Ever posted something on Facebook thinking it was a harmless joke, only to receive more hate comments than the last season of a polarizing TV show? It's a dangerous game of Will this be misunderstood or will it get a laugh? Spoiler alert: misunderstanding usually wins!
The Day in Facebook
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Ever notice how a day in Facebook time feels like a week in real life? I went on for a quick scroll and came out feeling like I'd aged five years. I call it the Chronological Conundrum!
The Day in Facebook
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Facebook is the only place where you can simultaneously have a crush on someone, get jealous of them, unfriend them, and then send a friend request again—all within a five-minute span. It's the emotional rollercoaster we never asked for!
The Day in Facebook
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You know it's a wild day on Facebook when your grandma suddenly discovers emojis and starts leaving comments like, Love your pics, dear! Pizza emoji, thumbs-up emoji, kitty cat emoji. I'm waiting for her to discover GIFs next; that's when things will really escalate!
The Day in Facebook
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I swear, Facebook is the only place where a simple Happy Birthday comment can turn into a full-blown philosophical debate. It's like stepping into a minefield of opinions, emotions, and cat videos!
The Day in Facebook
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You know it's a slow day on Facebook when people start arguing in the comments section of a recipe video about whether cilantro is a gift from the heavens or the devil's garnish. It's herb warfare out there!
The Day in Facebook
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Ever had that friend who posts a cryptic status like Some people just can't be trusted and when you ask them what happened, they reply with, I don't want to talk about it? Facebook mysteries, where every comment is a cliffhanger episode of a soap opera!
The Day in Facebook
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Facebook memories hit differently when they remind you of that cringy status you posted five years ago. You can physically feel your past self reaching through the screen, slapping your present self, and whispering, What were you thinking?!
The Day in Facebook
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Facebook is the only place where you can get bombarded with event invitations to your aunt's cat's wedding, your high school crush's reunion party, and a stranger's barbecue—all on the same day. Looks like my calendar's getting a workout!
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