8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About the coronavirus

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I told my cat about coronavirus. It looked at me and said, 'I've been preparing for social distancing my whole life.

Why did the scarecrow win an award during the pandemic? It was outstanding in its field of social distancing!

I asked the coronavirus if it believes in love at first sight. It said, 'More like cough at first sight.

What's the coronavirus's favorite movie genre? Contagion comedy!

I told my computer I needed a break from the news about coronavirus. Now it won't stop sending me vacation ads!

I asked the coronavirus for a joke. It said, 'I'm a serious virus, I don't do stand-up.

What's the coronavirus's favorite dance move? The contagious cha-cha!

I asked my dog how it feels about coronavirus. It said, 'Finally, they're home all the time!

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