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You know, during the whole coronavirus lockdown, I discovered that my kitchen has more hiding spots than a cat burglar on the run. I found a can of soup back there that had its own Netflix subscription.
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Quarantine has turned me into a mixologist. Not because I have a passion for fancy cocktails, but because I'm trying to create the perfect blend of "I can't taste anything" and "this hand sanitizer smells like lavender.
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I miss the days when my biggest concern was buffering during a Netflix binge. Now, I'm worried about buffering in real life while waiting in line at the grocery store, trying not to stand too close to the person in front of me.
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Remember when we used to talk about "going viral" on social media? Now, if someone says they're going viral, it's either a hilarious TikTok video or a reason to avoid them like they're a walking contagion.
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Dating during the pandemic is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the haystack is on fire, and everyone is wearing a hazmat suit. Romance has never been more complicated, or should I say, isolated?
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The coronavirus has made me appreciate the little things in life, like going to a grocery store without feeling like I'm entering a scene from a post-apocalyptic movie. Now, every shopping trip is like a survival mission with a side of produce.
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Face masks have become the ultimate fashion accessory. I never thought I'd live in a world where I choose a mask to match my outfit and not just to hide my questionable facial expressions.
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You know you're in 2021 when your phone's autocorrect changes "hugs" to "masks." I sent a text saying, "I can't wait to masks you!" and realized my phone knows more about my social life than I do.
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The only time we used to worry about airborne particles was when someone sneezed. Now, I feel like I'm playing a real-life game of Frogger, dodging invisible germs every time I leave the house.
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