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What did the teenager say to the homework? You're not my problem anymore!
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Why did the teenager bring a backpack to the restaurant? In case it was a 'packed' lunch!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the concert? Because he wanted to reach the high notes!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to the dance? Because he heard it was a step dance!
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Did you hear about the teenager who wanted to become a baker? He kneaded a lot of dough!
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Why did the teenager bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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Why did the teenager bring a pencil to bed? In case he wanted to draw his dreams!
Parent-Teen Code
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You know you're getting old when you need a secret code just to communicate with your own kids. My son tried to teach me the D&E code, and I'm sitting there like, Back in my day, we just said what we meant – none of this secret society teenage language. If you want dinner, just say 'food,' not 'D&E.'
D&E Confusion
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I asked a teenager for directions, and they hit me with a D&E. I was standing there thinking, Is this some new GPS system? Do I turn left at Drama Street and right at Emo Avenue? Navigating the streets has never been so confusing, thanks to the D&E generation.
Teen Talk Therapy
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I tried having a heart-to-heart with my teenager, and they hit me with a D&E. I was like, Is this some kind of new-age therapy? Do I have to lie on a couch and express my emotions using only emojis? It's like I need a PhD in Teen Talk Therapy just to have a conversation with my own kid.
Teenage Oracle
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I asked a teenager for life advice, and they hit me with a D&E. I was like, Am I consulting the Oracle of Adolescence? Do I need a secret password to unlock the wisdom of the teenage universe? It's like seeking guidance from a cryptic emoji sage.
Teenage Wisdom
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You ever notice how teenagers think they know everything? I tried to tell my niece about life, and she hits me with a D&E, like it's some secret code. I was like, Girl, the only D&E I know is dinner and an early bedtime!
Teen Dictionary
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I found my teenager's diary, and it was filled with D&E codes. I had to decode it like I was breaking a secret government message. Drama and Emotions – turns out it's not a novel; it's just a teenage dictionary. I didn't know I needed a Rosetta Stone to understand my own kid.
Teen Text Tango
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Teenagers and their texts, it's like deciphering an ancient language. My daughter sent me a message: IDC, BRB, GTG, TTYL. I replied, WTH, TMI, SOS! It's like we're doing the Teen Text Tango – two steps forward, three emojis back.
Teen Whisperer
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I tried being the cool adult, you know, the one who understands teen speak. My niece said, I can't even, this party is so lit. I was like, Girl, back in my day, we called it 'awesome' and played our music on something called a 'boombox.' I'm like the Teen Whisperer, translating their language into something the rest of us can understand.
Teenage Time Machine
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Teenagers act like they've got a time machine, constantly living in the past and the future simultaneously. My niece told me about her weekend plans: Going to a retro arcade, then a futuristic VR party – living that D&E life. I'm just here trying to figure out how to use the remote control. Time travel is easier than keeping up with teens.
D&E Chronicles
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So, apparently, teens have their own language now. My nephew told me a story, and I was lost in a sea of acronyms. It was like, I was with my BFF, but OMG, I had a major FOMO, so I texted my crush, and he was like, 'IDK, TMI.' So, I was like, 'TTYL, gotta go.' I felt like I was in the D&E Chronicles – Drama and Emojis!
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